1. Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"

  2. phuckindope:

    Grab her booty everyday so she knows who owns that shit.

    (via sikhest)


  3. Niggas will literally beg for your time, then waste it.
    — (via 291912)

    (Source: sexxxpensive, via gunsounds)


  4. (via sikhest)


  5. justrandomthingsthatmakeyousmile:

    One morning at 3am, I’ll turn to hear you breathing peacefully, and I’ll be content.

    (via sikhest)


  6. (Source: onewaylovers, via thirstmob)



  8. the-queen-just:

    in California

    (via the-real-alexia)


  9. enemaroberts:

    me: you’re so big


    him: that’s just the tip babe



    (Source: spookyenema, via madgirlcece)


  10. Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.

    (Source: askboxmemes, via madgirlcece)


  11. nuug-lyfe:

    all I need is coffee and weed :)

    (Source: nuug-life, via nuug-life)


  12. (Source: 1beautybychoice, via bklair)


  13. Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
    — Sylvia Plath (via bklair)

    (Source: teenager90s, via bklair)


  14. (Source: epicdopee, via bklair)